Ok, here’s a good one. David started at a shop that did kids haircuts. They charged… a lot. He eventually switched over to a regular barber close to home. They were a group of old guys. David was well behaved and he was rewarded with a lollypop after each cut. His sister accompanied him and she got one too. Then came the time that I was the adult who took him for a cut. The barber handed him one lollypop afterward. And he gave David a second one for his sister. David immediately popped both into his mouth. He responded to my question, “Jules will never know.” Who teaches that kind of logic?